Techno poetry

suits

After a snack

Because of its neck

Does a giraffe soon get hungry?

There again

Does a Policeman’s head swell to

the top of his hat on a hot day?

(Fairnie)

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Given the chance of re-incarnation

I’d love to be a pink carnation – pinned on Lady Di

(Fairnie)

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I’m glad my wife’s got a skeleton

If not

I may mistake her for the continental quilt again

(Fairnie)

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All twins go to heaven

Identical twins commit no sin

It’s quite simple

It wasn’t me it was him

(Fairnie)

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Snakes don’t wear bikinis

I’m glad I’m not an adder

Sunbathing in the hay

For I would be much gladder

On the beach at St Tropez

(Fairnie)

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My mind is like a plate of spaghetti

Jumbled but rather tasty

(Sage)